Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 30: You’re not fit for strenuous exercise

Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 30: You’re not fit for strenuous exercise

When Mu Yifan heard a familiar voice, he quickly raised his head and saw the upright man standing at the front door, his eyes lit up: “Beitian.”

Thankfully, the plot development didn’t deviate.

When Zhan Beitian saw that Mu Yifan was caught with both arms behind his back, his brow tightened and he swept the two guards with a stern look.

The security guard was shocked by his cold glare and quickly let go.

Mu Yifan hurriedly ran to Zhan Beitian’s side.

Zhan Beitian looked at him carrying nearly twenty bags and asked in a soft voice, “What’s going on?”

Mu Yifan angrily glared at the two security guards, “Ask them, they’re stopping me from going in for no reason.”

Two security guards were busy explaining: “Sir, the thing is, three ladies just said there was a pervert with a face covered in gauze stalking them, that’s why we stopped him.”

Mu Yifan raged, “Pervert? Shit, who are you calling a pervert? Where do I look like a pervert?”

Two security guards: “…“

The whole face is wrapped in gauze, anyone who saw him will think it’s a pervert by how it looks.

“And when have I ever stalked anyone?”

The security guard looks to the three Rong Xue in the store, “It’s those three ladies who said that.”

Mu Yifan and Zhan Beitian look into the restaurant.

When Zhan Beitian saw one of the three women, it was suddenly, and his eyes narrowed as cold eyes sprang to life.

Rong Xue and the others were a bit far away from Zhan Beitian and the others, only noticing Zhan Beitian’s handsome appearance, but not the gloomy cold gaze.

“That man is so handsome.” One of Rong Xue’s companions said.

Rong Xue was startled and lost her mind as she watched Zhan Beitian, her heartbeat suddenly accelerating.

It wasn’t that she hadn’t seen good-looking men before, but there were few men as handsome and imposing as Zhan Beitian.

Another companion hid a laugh, “That man seems to be looking at Rong Xue, I think he’s looking at Rong Xue.”

Rong Xue’s face flushes red: “Don’t be ridiculous, you guys.”

“Yo, Rong Xue is shy.”

Rong Xue’s companion could see that Rong Xue was interested in that man and came up with the idea, “Rong Xue, I see that pervert and that handsome man are good friends, so you take the opportunity to come forward, say it was a misunderstanding, and make a good impression on that handsome man.”

Rong Xue was a little touched, and her heart really wanted to approach that man.

Outside the Xilanfa restaurant, after Mu Yifan looked at Rong Xue and the others, he couldn’t help but caress his forehead, thinking of his own behavior just now, which was indeed suspicious:” It was a misunderstanding, I was just waiting for the elevator when I heard them say there was a Xilanfa Restaurant nearby and followed them over for dinner.”

Of course, what he really wanted was to have a coincidence with the man, but he didn’t expect to be treated like a pervert.


The security guard was in a bit of a quandary and was thinking of how to solve this, but Rong Xue came over with an elegant smile and said politely, ” I’m sorry, sir. We misunderstood you. The security guard didn’t hurt you, did he? If you don’t mind, I’ll treat you to dinner with your friend as a reparation.”

“…“ Mu Yifan looked at Rong Xue feeling speechless.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What’s the point of having a female antagonist who keeps looking at the protagonist man when he’s the one she is meant to be apologizing to.

Unfortunately, no matter how you look at it, the man won’t like her.

And is she blind enough not to notice that the man is looking at her with a cold gaze?

If eyes could kill, he thought the female antagonist would be able to die a million times in a second.

Mu Yifan politely refuses before the man speaks: “Thank you, my friend is not used to eating with strangers.”

If Rong Xue were his own sister, he would have set them up without saying a word, but unfortunately, no.

He pulls the sleeve of Zhan Beitian.

Zhan Beitian returned to his senses, turned from Rong Xue to Mu Yifan and asked in a cold voice, “What’s wrong?”

“I’m hungry.”

Zhan Beitian’s eyes flashed with displeasure: “Why did you only come to eat now?”

“I just finished shopping.” Mu Yifan sensed that Zhan Beitian was angry with him, but, not knowing what he was angry about, could it be that he was turning his anger towards Rong Xue to him?

Zhan Beitian took the bag from him, ignored Rong Xue who had been watching him, and turned to whisper something to the two foreigners who are still waiting for him.

The two foreign men nod and leave the Xilanfa Restaurant first.

Zhan Beitian brought Mu Yifan back to the restaurant and asked for a private room, then the waiter took them up to the third floor.

When Rong Xue’s two companions saw how ugly Rong Xue looked, they knew that the invitation had failed and hurried over to pacify her.

“Rong Xue, are you okay?” Peer concern asked.

Rong Xue abruptly turned her head to glare at her and said angrily, “It’s all your bad idea, causing me to lose face and disgrace, that man doesn’t even care about me.”

The companion felt wronged that she was the one who came up with the idea, but if Rong Xue doesn’t agree with the idea, she doesn’t have to say or do anything.

“The more he ignores me, the more I’ll get him, and you guys, no matter what method you use, you’ll have this man remembers me, and also gets his contact information, or the Rong will cancel its cooperation with both of you.”

The two companions look ugly, but have to force a smile: “We’ll get his contact information.”

Rong Xue snorted and walked into the Xilanfa Restaurant, not noticing the two companions behind her glaring at her with evil intent.

Arriving at the quiet, elegant room on the third floor, Mu Yifan asked the waiter for five-minute black pepper steak.

Zhan Beitian, however, said, “Five black pepper steaks, fully cooked, not the one he just ordered.”

Mu Yifan looked at him with wide eyes, “It takes so much, didn’t you have enough to eat? It doesn’t seem very good to ask for a fully cooked steak.”

Zhan Beitian looked at him without making a sound.

Mu Yifan quickly realized that all five black pepper steaks were ordered for himself, who had been eating a bit too much lately, and, well, eating half-cooked meat It’s not good for the stomach either.

“Lately, I’ve been eating a bit too much.” He smiled a little embarrassed, “Right, I didn’t think we were so fortunate to meet here, but just now you and the two foreigners coming out of a restaurant, is this where you said you were coming to talk business?”

Zhan Beitian gave a faint hmmm, then stopped talking, his entire body in deep thought.

Mu Yifan could tell by the coldness of his eyes that he was thinking about what he had met Rong Xue earlier.

The atmosphere in the box chilled with it, as if the air conditioning had been turned up to 18 degrees, making him shudder.

Mu Yifan was busy taking out a casual suit top from the bag: “Beitian, I bought you some clothes. Like it or not?”

He bought it based on the likes of the real-life Zhan Beitian, which the fictional Zhan Beitian should have liked as well.

Zhan Beitian didn’t expect Mu Yifan to buy him clothes and was slightly startled: “You bought me clothes?”

Mu Yifan laughed, “Yes, I bought into your size, so it should fit.”

Zhan Beitian wondered, “You know my size?”

Mu Yifan coughed, “I measured your size visually.”

Actually, he knows the size of the real-life Zhan Beitian.

“Thank you.” Zhan Beitian sincerely thanked him, looking at the clothes in his hand he was still quite satisfied, both the style and the color were very much in line with his thoughts.

He would have picked this style if he’d been shopping for his own clothes at the mall.

Mu Yifan, seeing the atmosphere in the box picking up, quickly put away the clothes and tried them on again when he returned, then, while the mood of Zhan Beitian was improving, the Asked, “Do you still have something to do this afternoon?”

As the story goes, the man gave himself a half-day vacation after talking to the two arms dealers, so I don’t know if the story will divert.

Zhan Beitian thought, and said indifferently, “No.”

“How about we go bowling?” Mu Yifan said excitedly, picking this sport to match the man’s preference as well.

Zhan Beitian wiggled his eyebrows, “Not suitable for that.”

Mu Yifan wondered if the real-life Zhan Beitian’s preferences were different from the fictional man’s preferences: “Not suitable? So let’s go play tennis?”

“Not suitable.”

“Go riding?”

“Not suitable.”

Mu Yifan is depressed: “What do you mean it is not suitable? You don’t want to go, or what? Can you give a definitive answer?”

Zhan Beitian’s gaze passed beneath his chest: “You’re not fit for strenuous exercise.”

Mu Yifan was stunned, “Why don’t I fit in? I can do all of that.”

“Stomach gas.”

Mu Yifan was surprised: “Who says you can’t do strenuous exercise with a stomach gas? Why didn’t I know that?”

Zhan Beitian was silent.

Mu Yifan thought about how hard it was for the man to cooperate with him and made sure to think of entertainment that would suit her and not be too strenuous: “Alright. Let’s go to the movies anyway, shall we?”

Zhan Beitian looked at his pitiful eyes and tightened his brow.

“Great, I’ll pick a movie now.” Mu Yifan excitedly took out his phone and looked up good movies online, “How about we go see an action movie?”

“Too violent.”

Mu Yifan was stunned again, and it’s hilarious that a man who has killed an unknown number of zombies would find an action movie too violent.

“What about watching a thriller?”

“Too bloody.”

“Horror movie?”

“Too exciting.”


“Too boring.”

“A romance film?”

“Not suitable.”

“Science fiction?”

When Zhan Beitian heard this word, he couldn’t help but think of the end times, and his eyes darkened: “Don’t want to see it.”

Mu Yifan couldn’t stand the violence any longer: “Fúck, what the hell do you want to watch?”

How he didn’t know the man turned out to be such a picky man, this or that, what the hell did he want?

If you don’t want to go out, just say so, why hang him.

Zhan Beitian scanned his phone screen, and suddenly, with a slight quirk of his lips, he pointed to the phone screen and said, “We’ll be watching this.”

Chapter 29: Your Nails Are Too Hard/ NOZW /Chapter 31: This isn’t for you to see.

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