Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi
Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 60: It even reacted to you
Mu Yifan said glutinously, “You’ve caught my little brother (d-ck).”
Zhan Beitian was full of black lines and was about to withdraw his hand when he suddenly felt something in his hand actually harden.
“Holy shit, it actually reacted to you.” Mu Yifan was incredulous, then, wailing, “It’s all Uncle Chen’s fault, the food cooked these past few days is just too complementary to be creating this feeling and he gave me a great tonic soup like bull whip and tiger whip.”  These are libido enhancers according to Chinese traditional medicine
Zhan Beitian: “…“
Zhan Beitian released his hand with a black face, turned to Mu Yifan’s swollen thigh, touched it, and then, screwing up his eyebrows, the swelling was not the same as before, apparently, the water from the spiritual springs doesn’t work.
How could that be?
Mu Yifan moved his body: “Stop touching, or I’m going to c-um.”
“Shut up.” The veins in Zhan Beitian’s forehead pulsed wildly.
He withdrew his hand from the vat and asked, “How bad is your bone cancer?”
Of course Mu Yifan couldn’t tell him the truth, lying: “I’m in the advanced stage of bone cancer now, and the doctor said I can only live at most for a month.”
“For a month?” Zhan Beitian expressed skepticism: “Which part of you looks like you’re about to die.”
Is there a dying man who is still alive and kicking? Simply more spirited than a wild monkey in the mountains, who could tell that the man in front of him was a dying man.
Mu Yifan refuted, “How come it’s not like that? Don’t you know that people who are dying come back to life? Besides, I’ve been eating so well lately, I certainly look better.”
Zhan Beitian’s eyes moved and sneered, “Is it too long for you to return to the light?”
“Anyway, the doctor says I only have a month or so to live, so if you don’t believe me, ask the doctor.”
Zhan Beitian pursed his lips, looked at his face full of gauze, and asked, “When will the gauze on your face be removed?”
Mu Yifan felt guilty for a moment: “The doctor said the gauze won’t be removed until early next month.”
“Beginning of the month”
Zhan Beitian murmured softly, then, raising his hand towards Mu Yifan’s face, the moment it touched the other’s cheek, he suddenly changed direction, pulled the white silk off his face, stepping off the stove and saying, “Put your clothes on.”
Mu Yifan, momentarily unaccustomed to the daylight coming in through the window, squinted, “No need to soak anymore?”
Zhan Beitian picked up the dry towel he had prepared earlier and handed it to Mu Yifan, then, carried him over.
Mu Yifan stood up and was trying to wipe his body when he saw that his wheat complexion was gone and he had turned into a white pruned chicken.
As it turned out, there was a spring put in the water from the Spiritual Spring, otherwise, his body complexion couldn’t have suddenly turned white all of a sudden.
Although Mu Yifan knew the reason why his complexion turned white, he still had to feign ignorance when he asked, “Beitian, why is my skin suddenly so white? There’s no bleaching in the herbs you put in there, is there?”
Zhan Beitian looked at the baby-like snowy skin and said nothing, walked out of the kitchen.
“Hey” Mu Yifan quickly dried himself off, put on his clothes and ran out of the kitchen, and saw the village chief rushing into the courtyard.
“Mr. Zhan, is Mr. Zhan here?”
When Zhan Beitian heard the voice and walked out of the hall, he saw the village chief’s anxious face and quirked his eyebrows and asked, “What’s wrong?”
The village chief panting and running to Zhan Beitian, anxiously said, “Mr. Zhan, we…we delivered to you the rice from G City and the fruit and vegetables were all seized by the FDA, and they said we were not allowed to take them for sale because of the excessive pesticides in the fruit and vegetables.”
Zhan Beitian narrowed his eyes, “Where were they detained?”
“As soon as we got into G City, our car was stopped for inspection and our food was impounded in the back.”
Zhan Beitian quickly pulled out his cell phone and went to the corner to find someone to set this right.
The village chief was in a hurry to be in the same place.
Seriously, he didn’t know why he came running to this guy at the first sign of trouble, but, in his heart, he just felt like this guy had a way to set this thing right.
After speaking on the phone, Zhan Beitian came back and said, “You have your people call the cell phone number I gave you the day before yesterday, and someone will take care of this thing.”
The village chief immediately called the man who was taking the convoy to G City and handed over everything before hanging up the phone, then, saying, “Mr. Zhan, I Thinking that this is not a simple matter and that our fruitcake is being withheld for no reason, most likely.”
He stopped here, believing that Zhan Beitian could guess that this matter had something to do with those five elites, otherwise why would their car be detained right after entering the city.
Having been silent Mu Yifan, silent sighed, no need to guess who did the thing, pity him if the man’s heart of hate is higher.
Zhan Beitian pursed his lips and returned to the hall to continue watching TV.
The village chief originally wanted to leave, but when he thought that there was a possibility that he would have to look for Zhan Beitian later, he followed him in.
Two hours later, the convoy to G City called to report that things were going very well, and the gist of the matter was fixed not long after an inspector said this time it was a mischeck, so they could bring the materials back, make a deal with their G City connections, and successfully get a large sum of money.
The village chief finally breathed a sigh of relief, thanked Zhan Beitian, and left Chen Dong’s house.
At that moment, Zhan Beitian’s phone rang, it was from Lu Lin.
“Boss, it’s all done, all the fruit and vegetables and rice sent are in storage, when are you coming back to G City?”
Zhan Beitian asked in a soft voice, “Something wrong?”
Lu Lin smiled, “It’s nothing, except that the brothers you sent out to buy supplies will all be returning to G City tomorrow, so, thought we should get the boss together.”
Zhan Beitian raised an eyebrow: “Just a get-together?”
Lu Lin smiled, “Actually, we just want to meet our sister-in-law, boss, you won’t let us down, right?”
Zhan Beitian’s gaze involuntarily turned to Mu Yifan who was clumsily peeling the fruit.
“Dinner at the Han Restaurant downtown at 6 p.m. tomorrow.”
“Okay, I’ll go book the box restaurant now.” Lu Lin happily hung up the phone.
Zhan Beitian put his phone on the desktop and said, “Tomorrow we’ll go back to G City.”
Mu Yifan doesn’t care at all when he left Baibi Village, besides, he came here to buy more time with the male protagonist!
But the more he got along, the more he couldn’t make a move on the man, so maybe he was destined to be a zombie in the book.
In the evening, when Chen Dong learned that Zhan Beitian and the others will be leaving Baibi Village tomorrow, he cooked a big table and ate until nine o’clock. Only then did he go back to his room to shower and sleep.
While sleeping, Zhan Beitian found that Mu Yifan had an additional problem, not only did he like to cuddle and sleep with him, but he also liked to rub his face against his person and even licking his exposed arm outside the covers, he kept mumbling, “Smells good, smells good.”
Even if he shoved the jade into Mu Yifan’s hands, it wouldn’t work to make someone sleep nicely aside.
Just like that, Mu Yifan hugged and licked his pillow (Zhan Beitian’s arm) and slept on Zhan Beitian all night.
When he woke up the next morning, he noticed that his mouth and neck area were cold, and when he wiped his hands on them, the backs of his hands were immediately covered with large water stains.
Mu Yifan looked at the back of his hand in confusion, then, turning his head, he was confronted with Zhan Beitian’s icy cold eyes.
“I’d love to know what you dreamed about last night.” Zhan Beitian asked in a deep voice.
“Me?” Mu Yifan thought, “I think I dreamt that I was eating a big meal.”
Zhan Beitian took a deep breath, restrained his anger, pushed away the person who was still lying on top of him, got up and took off his drool-soaked clothes to the bathroom.
They had breakfast and drove away from Baibi Village.
On the way back to G City, Zhan Beitian drove very slowly, in order to see more of the scenery in front of him, and later, when the end of the world comes, he will want to see it all! Can’t see it.
Back in downtown G City, it was exactly 6 p.m. dinner time.
When Mu Yifan and Zhan Beitian arrived at the Han Tower, two welcoming ladies in Han dresses greeted them.
Zhan Beitian asked, “Did someone named Lu book the box first yesterday?”
“Yes, Mr. Lu is now in the fifth-floor Chinese box.” The welcoming lady took them up to the fifth floor, knocked on the door, and waited for the person inside to allow her to push the door in before opening the door for Zhan Beitian.
When the people inside saw Zhan Beitian, the atmosphere immediately rose.
“It’s the boss, the boss is here.” Lu Lin shouted happily when he saw the visitor.
A few people sitting over there on the couch chatting heard the shouts and quickly looked to the door: “Yo, it’s the boss, the boss is really on time. But, being the last one here, there’s a drinking penalty, right guys?”
Xiang Guo said with a haughty tone: “Brothers, the matter of punishing drinking should be discussed later, the most important thing now is to see your girlfriend.”
“Sister-in-law?” Some people still don’t know about this and wonder, “What sister-in-law?”
Laughing to the state, “You don’t know that yet, do you? Boss has a girlfriend.”
“Really? Who’s your girlfriend?”
Xiang Guo looks to Zhan Beitian: “Boss, why don’t you hurry up and let your girlfriend come out and show us.”