Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 84: It’s really strange here

Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi

Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 84: It’s really strange here

Mu Yifan looked down at his stomach, then, pulling off his clothes, said, “It’s nothing, just a stomach gas.”

“Stomach gas?” Zheng Guozong’s eyes widened, “How can a flatulent stomach be so big? I’ve never seen or heard of anyone who’s had a bloated belly that big.”

Mu Yifan raised an eyebrow.

 In fact, when he woke up before, he also found that his belly was much bigger than before, just like Zheng Guozong said, as if he had been pregnant for six to seven months.

 If he still thinks it’s because of bloating, then he’s an idiot but he won’t believe that he’s pregnant like Zheng Guozong said, even if he is, it’s impossible for him to jump from three months to six or seven months.

 So, the only possible reason is that the Qingtian Pearl’s belly got bigger is probably because he siphoned too much jade yesterday.

Zheng Guozong immediately thought about the last checkup and asked, “Did you not get an abortion the last time I told you to?”

Mu Yifan rolled his eyes, “You’re a quack but do you think it’s possible for a man to get pregnant? Well, even if I am pregnant, do you think a man who is three months pregnant can make his belly grow so big?”

“The world is full of things that I might have thought impossible before but, after a series of events, I suddenly feel that nothing is impossible.”

Mu Yifan and said: “…”

Zheng Guozong sat down and patted the chair beside him, “Come here, I’ll take your pulse.”

Mu Yifan shot him with a glare, went to his room, grabbed his bag and left.

Zheng Guozong saw him open the door and immediately stood up and said: “Eh, you…”

And then, the door closed.

“This kid!” Zheng Guozong sat down helplessly.

At that moment, Zheng Jiaming came out, “Dad, he’s a zombie now, you can’t tell anything by taking his pulse.”

Zheng Guozong raised an eyebrow, “You heard it all?”

Zheng Jiaming nodded his head honestly.

He heard them talking as soon as he came out and at that time, feeling bad about getting involved, he went back to his room when Mu Yifan went back to get his bag and waited for Mu Yifan to leave before coming out again.

“Dad, what’s with Yifan’s pregnancy?”

Zheng Jiaming didn’t want to hear about other people’s privacy but he was really curious about how men get pregnant.

“It all started with one month’s diagnosis.” Zheng Guozong told Zheng Jiaming what happened that day and said: “But he didn’t believe me. I even asked the female doctor who took the ultrasound if the ultrasound report was wrong but she said it wasn’t and that she saw the fetus inside his belly with her own eyes.”

“A man can even get pregnant without a uterus.” Zheng Jiaming was very surprised and said: “But, he’s supposed to be four months at the most by now, so how can his belly be as big as six or seven months?”

“I don’t know, I don’t have an ultrasound or anything to take a look at and I don’t know what’s going on in his stomach.” Zheng Guozong sighed and said: “Let him go, he does not believe in this matter anyway and, he is now lively and jumpy, there should not be any danger to his life.”

He suddenly felt happy just thinking about it and said: “When the time comes, let’s see if he still dares to call me a quack.”

Zheng Jiaming and said: “…”

Mu Yifan went downstairs and got into the car, so he patted his stomach and said: “Tell me honestly, did you eat yourself to death, causing me to become so big?”

However, there was no reaction in the abdomen.

Mu Yifan tapped a few more times and said: “Grandfather, little ancestor, how about some reaction?”

When his stomach moved, it ignored Mu Yifan.

Mu Yifan rolled his eyes, “Once the Great Burning is over, you will stop following me and go back to Zhan Beitian.”

His book doesn’t even have a storyline with paragraphs on the Qingtian Pearl inside someone else’s belly, so he doesn’t know what’s going to happen to the Qingtian Pearl inside his belly.

Seeing that his stomach was still not moving, he had to drive away from Zheng Guozong’s apartment complex to the villa area where Zhuang Ziyue lived.

This time there was a group of zombies walking around in the garden of the villa area and when they saw Mu Yifan’s car coming, they actively dodged to the side, giving him halfway.

He looked at the zombie’s face to make sure it was someone he knew, as he drove to the outside of the villa in Zhuang Ziyue, the door was still open, the inside was still in a mess, there was no sign of it having been cleaned up, obviously no one had come back.

Not giving up, Mu Yifan searched around the villa to make sure there was really no one left.

When he got back to the car, he couldn’t help but think about it. By all means, Zheng Jiaming’s mother came here to help cook, which means that Zhuang Ziyue or his parents should be at home.

Unfortunately, there’s no mention of this in the book, only that Zhuang Ziyue and his family turned into interesting zombies but where and how, it’s just mentioned in passing without any details.

 Mu Yifan scratched his head in frustration and finally thought that Zhuang Ziyue had a few other houses elsewhere, so he drove over there to look for them but, still no luck.

 He also thought of the fancy places where Zhuang Ziyue used to go, where he might be able to find Zhuang Ziyue who had turned into a zombie but he searched several restaurants and entertainment venues without seeing the person he was looking for.

 Just when he found the last hotel and wanted to give up, the sound of people fighting was heard in the luxury suite on the top floor.

 Mu Yifan has great admiration for the people inside.

 How loud does it take to get a fight out of a room that’s soundproofed?

 Mu Yifan didn’t want to pay any attention but thinking that he would probably miss Zhuang Ziyue, he knocked on the door.

 Suddenly, the room was quiet.

He knocked again and made a few long and short knocks to let whoever was inside know that someone was knocking outside.

A moment later, the door opened a crack and the person inside, after seeing who was outside through the crack, said in surprise and said: “It’s you, Mr. Mu.”

Mu Yifan was startled to see that the person inside was Rong Xue’s companion, “Why are you here?”

“Who’s that?” Rong Xue came over, saw the handsome looking Mu Yifan, was stunned, turned around and asked, “Xiaoxiao, who is he?”

Xia Xiaoxiao quickly whispered in her ear.

Rong Xue’s eyes lit up and said: “So it’s Mr. Mu, is Mr. Zhan here then?”

Xia Xiaoxiao left her mouth open and said, “It’s not the time to be thinking about men.

“Do you know the man outside?” came a man’s voice from behind the door.

Rong Xue nodded and said: “I know.”

Then, another man on the other side of the door asked warily, “Have you ever been bitten, outside?”

Mu Yifan replied and said: “No.”

They hesitated before opening the door and letting him in.

Mu Yifan entered the box and saw that besides Rong Xue and Xia Xiaoxiao and two strange men, Rong Yan and Rong Xue’s other companion was also there.

His eyes lit up, not expecting to see his goddess here.

Mu Yifan ran up to Rong Yan and said: “Beauty, do you remember me? My name is Mumu.”

Suddenly it occurred to him that Rong Yan had never seen his face and he added, “I’m the man whose face was covered in gauze more than twenty days ago and yes, I also have a friend named Cuihua.”

When Rong Yan heard the word Cuihua she immediately lost her anger with whoever was in front of him and laughed, “It’s you, why are you here?”

“I’m looking for a friend, what about you, why are you here too?”

Rong Yan replied, “I’m working but, I was trapped here two days ago, sir, how did you sneak in with all these biting people out there?”

“When I came here, there were no zombies.”

“Zombies? Are they the ones that bite people?”

Mu Yifan nodded.

He wanted to find Zhuang Ziyue as soon as possible, so every time he saw a zombie, he would order them to leave the hotel so they wouldn’t wander around and make him repeat his search among them.

At that moment, the man by the door came over, “Gentleman, this is not the time to catch up on old times.”

Rong Xue beside him snorted, “That’s right, what time is it, and you are still catching up.”

The man gave Rong Xue a cold glance and asked Mu Yifan, “Gentleman, did you just say there are no more zombies in the hotel?”

“Yeah.”

Mu Yifan quietly looked at the man in front of him with a crew haircut and a strong, straight face, wearing a tight black T-shirt with sturdy wheat-colored arms and military green pants and boots, as if he were a soldier going out on a day-to-day basis and holding a real gun in his hand, making him look like a soldier.

He continued, “But there are a lot of zombies outside the hotel, almost the entire hotel, so it won’t be easy to get out.”

“So how did you get in here?” another man in the same outfit came over and asked.

“I drove the car straight into the hotel.”

Rong Xue quickly said, “Mr. Mu, then you can take me out in your car.”

Mu Yifan had a hard time answering that and said: “I can’t fit all these people in my car.”

Rong Xue busily pointed at Rong Yan and the other two men and said, “She, he, he, they should just stay here but their lives are worthless and it’s no pity if they die.”

 In the meantime, Mu Yifan has a sudden tightening of the brow.

 He knew that the female antagonist in his book was selfish but watching her stare at a face that resembled his own sister made him uncomfortable and, moreover, created a feeling of disgust in his heart.

Rong Yan looked at Rong Xue with a chilling face and said: “Rong Xue, it’s fine if you’re selfish but that’s too much to say.”

The other two men also looked chilly, one of them desperately resisting the urge to slap Rong Xue.

Rong Xue laughed, “How have I gone too far? If it wasn’t for you, would I be trapped here by you?”

Rong Yan looked at her in disbelief as she twisted the truth and said: “You’re the one who stopped us from leaving, that’s why we’re stuck here and now you’re good enough to blame it all on us.”

Rong Xue doesn’t care what she says, she hooked Mu Yifan’s arm and dragged him to the door.

Mu Yifan saw the two men cast a scornful glance, quickly came back to his senses, stopping in his tracks, wanting to say another way to leave and then heard a thick voice from outside the compartment door opened by Rong Xue and said: “Boss, it’s really strange here, surprisingly, I haven’t seen a single zombie all the way here, what’s going on?”

Mu Yifan was startled, that voice resembled Lu Lin’s voice.

The two men in the box heard the voice outside, their expressionless faces showed their joy, quickly walked out of the door, and said: “Major General.”

 

 

 

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