Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 87: What are you afraid of?

Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi

Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 87: What are you afraid of?

The soldier who knocked on the door was a soldier who brought food to Zheng Guozong and the food he brought was one meat, one vegetable and one soup, which was pretty good for a post-apocalyptic diet.

Mu Yifan didn’t disturb Zheng Guozong’s meal, he put his hands on the bed, stood up with great effort, then, with one hand on his waist and the other hand on his stomach, he walked towards the door.

Suddenly, there was a ’huff’ sound from behind, Zheng Guozong couldn’t help but laugh as Mu Yifan looked like a pregnant woman.

Mu Yifan turned his head in confusion and said: “What are you laughing at, quack?”

Zheng Guozong forced a smile off and waved his hand and said: “Nothing, nothing, I’ll eat, I’ll eat.”

Mu Yifan walked out of the room with a bewildered look on his face and walked over to his old room.

As he was about to push the door open, he heard the soldier who followed from behind stop him, “Sir that room is off-limits to everyone but Major General.”

“Huh?” Mu Yifan was stunned.

“Let him in.” There was a deep voice from the stairway.

The soldier turned around, saw Zhan Beitian in front of the stairway, and immediately saluted and said: “Major General.”

Zhan Beitian blandly said, “You go down first.”


Mu Yifan pushed the door open and saw the room he had been living in for more than half a month and was saddened that he had never thought he would come back here after a long drive.

Then, wanting to be angry that Zhan Beitian was outside, he quickly closed the door but Zhan Beitian was quick to block him.

Mu Yifan, worried that he might pinch Zhan Beitian’s fingers, let go of the door, held his stomach in his hands and made his way to the bed step by step with great difficulty.

“Damn, it’s getting heavy.”

As soon as Zhan Beitian entered, he saw Mu Yifan straining to get to the edge of the bed, taking off his shoes and lying down on the bed.

Mu Yifan found a comfortable position to lie down before he said to Zhan Beitian who came over to him, “I think it is your pearl that have made my belly so big, so I won’t object to you working on my belly anymore, you can remove it some times, otherwise, if this continues, I won’t be able to walk.”

Zhan Beitian looked at his stomach which appeared bigger because he was lying down, didn’t say anything about taking out the Qingtian Pearl or not, walked to the bed and sat down, coldly said and said: “Shouldn’t you explain everything to me, the day of Qingming Festival, why did you appear in…”

Before he could finish his sentence, the man in the bed had closed his eyes and was snoring slightly.

Zhan Beitian: “…”

Are you asleep so soon?

    Zhan Beitian narrowed his eyes at Mu Yifan’s face.

    It was a face that made him want to kill but it was a far cry from the face he remembered hating with all his heart.

    It was more handsome than the fierce, hideous face he had known in his last life and the outline was softer than the zombie king he had known.

    Mu Yifan’s skin has also become much lighter, which is the biggest change, probably due to the spring water in the space and the tip of his nose was very straight, which looks good with his pale lips.

    In addition, the whole person has an agile temperament, not at all like the zombie king he knew, full of hostility and gloom.

Zhan Beitian unknowingly lifted the back of his fingers, gently slid towards Mu Yifan’s fair face, moved all the way down, saw the place at the throat and suddenly his eyes were stern, five fingers pinched the other’s Adam’s apple, chilling and said: “If you pretend to sleep, I’ll break your neck.”

Mu Yifan saw that he couldn’t pretend anymore, opened his eyes and approached me with a smile and said: “I’m a zombie, it’s useless for you to break my neck.”

He didn’t really want to pretend to be asleep but he didn’t really know how to explain everything, so he pretended to be asleep.

Zhan Beitian’s eyes flashed cold and said: “Mu Yifan, don’t let me ever hear the word zombie from your lips again.”

Mu Yifan looked at him depressingly and said: “Not saying the words, what about saying it anywhere, what if one day I come across these things and want to warn someone, do I have to tell them and say: “my little friends are coming, run?”

“….” Zhan Beitian pursed his lips and said, “You can say those two words to anyone.”

After saying that, he couldn’t help but frown, wondering why he was discussing this with him.

Zhan Beitian stood up, “Starting tomorrow, you will also be going on a mission with the team to find supplies.”

Mu Yifan looked at him cryptically, “Are you sure?”

And then, with his belly rounded, he said, “Are you sure you want me to go? You’re not afraid I’ll slow you down?”

“Why be afraid, when the time comes to leave you there, we can go first, you’re not afraid of them biting you anyway.”

Mu Yifan immediately refuted and said: “Who says I’m not afraid?”

Zhan Beitian looked at him strangely, “What are you afraid of?”

“Even though they used to be human, don’t you think they’re just too scary looking now? Especially when they come out from around the corner, or from behind the back of a door, or from somewhere you can’t see them and….”

“…” It’s the first time Zhan Beitian has ever heard of a zombie being afraid of a zombie and, moreover, of a mid-level zombie being afraid of a low-level zombie.

    He didn’t listen to Mu Yifan any longer, left the room with the words ’tomorrow morning’s mission’ and left to deal with his business until 9:00 p.m. when he went back to sleep.

    The next morning, Zhan Beitian woke Mu Yifan up and took him downstairs for breakfast.

    Mao Yu and Lu Lin, who were sitting at the table, watched with wide eyes as their boss and Mu Yifan came out of Mumu’s old room.

“Doesn’t the boss allow anyone to enter Mumu’s room?” whispered Sun Zihao, “How come Mu Yifan can go in there?”

After Mumu left, the boss never let anyone in again, even when it came to cleaning, he had to do it himself.

Mao Yu said, “Mu Yifan can’t live without going in, he’s the only one who can watch him.”

“I don’t understand why the boss brought him back. He’s not afraid that he’s plotting against us again.” That’s what Xiang Guo said. He only found out this morning that the boss had brought Mu Yifan back to the villa.

“All right, stop talking nonsense and don’t forget there’s someone at the table for Mu Yifan’s ears.” Lu Lin reminded them not to say anything they shouldn’t.

The eyes of more than a dozen people present were directed to Zheng Guozong, who was smiling and watching Mu Yifan descend the stairs.

Zheng Guozong’s attention was on Mu Yifan and he couldn’t help but laugh as he came down the stairs with a big belly on his side.

As soon as Mu Yifan came downstairs, he sat next to Zheng Guozong, several seats away from Zhan Beitian.

The others can’t sneer at Mu Yifan because the boss is present, so they can only stare at him with angry eyes.

Zhan Beitian sat at the main table, picked up a bun with chopsticks and took a bite.

When the others saw the boss take a bite of the bun, they also started to eat. And with a great deal of coordination, they swept away all the buns, steamed buns and stir-fried noodles in front of Mu Yifan in a matter of seconds.

Mu Yifan knew they were doing it on purpose but he didn’t care because he didn’t have to eat anyway, so he just got bored and played with his chopsticks.

When everyone was about to eat, there were noises at the door.

Zhan Beitian raised an eyebrow.

Mao Yu immediately got up and said: “I’ll go see what’s going on.”

Bored Mu Yifan followed suit and got up and said: “I’m going to see.”

As soon as they went out, they heard the woman’s noise and said: “My name is Rong Xue, I want to see Mr. Zhan, just tell Mr. Zhan that there is a Miss Rong looking for him and he will definitely come out to see me.”

The soldier at the gate didn’t move and held his post, just to keep Rong Xue away.

Rong Xue was furious and said: “I’m a friend of your Major General, if you don’t get out of my way, your Major General will definitely punish you.”

Mao Yu, who had just stepped out of the doorway, heard Rong Xue’s words, grunted, walked to the front door and asked, “What’s going on?”

The soldier guarding the gate immediately said and said: “Captain Mao, as soon as this woman came here, she asked us to prepare her bird’s nest porridge but we ignored her and she said she wanted to see Major General.”

“Bird’s nest porridge?” Mao Yu sneered and said: “You’re still thinking of eating bird’s nest porridge at this time of the year?”

Rong Xue’s attitude immediately changed for the better when he learned that the other party was a captain and said: “I was just trying to eat bird’s nest congee as an excuse, I actually wanted to meet Major General Zhan.”

Mao Yu said quietly, “Major General Zhan doesn’t have time to see you.”


At this time, a plainly dressed middle-aged woman came over with a bowl and said: “Xue’er, stop it, let’s go back and have some porridge, look, I’ve added pickles to your bowl…”

In the meantime, Rong Xue looks at the red pickles in the porridge and says, “I don’t want to eat this junk food.”

That immediately pissed off everyone in the room.

Rong Xue has no idea how many people he has offended with his words. When she saw Mu Yifan standing inside the villa, her eyes suddenly lit up and he quickly waved to Mu Yifan and said: “Mr. Mu, Mr. Mu.”

She pushed past the soldier who stopped her and rushed to Mu Yifan’s side, pulling on his sleeve and saying coquettishly, “Mr. Mu, will you take me to meet Mr. Zhan?”

Mu Yifan screwed up his eyebrows, he really can’t accept that this woman who looks like his sister is pampering him, just want to refuse, just listen to Lu Lin who came out from the back and said and said: “You want to see Major General? You can when we go to look for supplies together.”



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Next: Chapter 88: Don’t bullshit with him



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