Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi
Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 93: The baby comes out
Mu Yifan grabbed Zheng Guozong’s hand and asked, “Quack doctor, what…? What do you mean it’s possible to give birth?”
“…” Zheng Guozong really doesn’t know how to explain to a man who doesn’t believe he’s pregnant that he’s having a baby.
He looked to the dumbfounded Lu Lin, said urgently and said: “What are you still stunned ah, not quickly push him back.”
Lu Lin came back to his senses and said: “Huh? Oh, oh.”
Did he just hear that right?
Dr. Zheng said Mu Yifan is in labor?
What’s the meaning of this birth?
It can’t be what he thinks it is, can it?
Lu Lin rushed to their villa, pushing the wheelchair.
Back at the villa, Mu Yifan’s stomach was particularly upset and, moreover, he was in so much pain that he couldn’t stand up.
Lu Lin couldn’t afford to carry the overweight Mu Yifan, so he had to look to the people inside for help and said: “Sun Zihao, come out and help.”
Sun Zihao heard Lu Lin’s anxious voice and reacted very quickly, rushing out of the villa in one step.
Mao Yu and Xiang Guo were also busy walking out to see what was going on.
Lu Lin quickly said, “Sun Zihao, one of us will carry one side, quickly.”
“What happened?” Sun Zihao asked as he ran to see Mu Yifan, who was covering his stomach and crying out in pain.
“I don’t know.”
Zheng Guozong said urgently, “You take him to the operating table in the basement.”
Lu Lin put Mu Yifan’s hand on his shoulder and then, with one hand on his back and the other on his leg, he said, “Sun Zihao, you need to put some effort into it and we’ll lift him in together.”
“Is he that heavy?”
Sun Zihao looked confused, like these trained soldiers, they can just pick up a grown man, why do they need two people to carry him?
But the moment he picked up Mu Yifan, he almost flashed his old back and said: “Oh shit, Mu Yifan, what did you eat, why are you so heavy?”
“I’m… I’m not sure.” Mu Yifan was in so much pain that he couldn’t speak.
Mao Yu and Xiang Guo, who were standing in the doorway watching, quickly made way so they could carry the man into the basement of the villa on an operating table.
Zheng Guozong quickly said as he put on his surgical gown, “You guys go get Major General Zhan back.”
Sun Zihao wiped the sweat from his forehead, puzzled, “Why did you call boss back?”
It’s none of their boss’s business if Mu Yifan’s not feeling well. Will calling his boss back make Mu Yifan’s stomachache go away?
Zheng Guozong didn’t have a good time saying, “His baby is about to be born, do you think you should call him back without him?”
Sun Zihao and Lu Lin were dumbfounded on the spot.
“What?” Mu Yifan, who was about to pass out from the pain, looked up abruptly and said: “What did you say, quack?”
Is he in too much pain? Is he hearing voices?
“Didn’t say what?” Zheng Guozong waved his hand and then, shouting at the two people standing in the doorway, he said, “If you don’t go what are you waiting for, tell him Mu Yifan is having a baby.”
Mu Yifan: “…”
“Oh, yes, yes.”
Lu Lin and Sun Zihao quickly ran back to the hall, Lu Lin said and said: “Sun Zihao, the boss is training over there in the basketball court, you go find him.”
“Oh, good.” Sun Zihao rushed out of the villa.
Lu Lin fell back on the couch.
It was only a few hundred meters from here but he felt as if he’d run for miles under his own weight, which was particularly thunderous.
Xiang Guo and Mao Yu were busy sitting beside him, curiously asking, “What’s wrong with Mu Yifan?”
Lu Lin exhaled, “Dr. Zheng said Mu Yifan is in labor and about to give birth.”
Mao Yu was stunned.
“Huh? Giving birth?” Xiang Guo immediately thought of the meaning of Mu Yifan giving birth like a pregnant woman, so, feeling surprised and amused, then, put away his smile and said: “What does it mean?”
Lu Lin rolled his eyes and said: “God knows what that means but Dr. Zheng just said again that the boss’s child is going to be born, so let’s hurry up and call the boss back.”
When he heard that before, he was shocked.
“What? The boss’s baby’s coming? Who’s going to give birth to the boss’s baby?” Xiang Guo was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped.
Mao Yu came back to her senses and said: “Does Dr. Zheng mean that Mu Yifan is going to give birth and it’s still the boss’s child?”
“How is that possible?” Xiang Guo stood up abruptly, incredulous.” Xiang Guo stood up abruptly, incredulous and said: “Mu Yifan is obviously a man, how could he have a child and how could Boss and Mu Yifan… What?”
He doesn’t believe in it.
Lu Lin raised an eyebrow, “Regardless of whether or not this childbirth thing is true, there’s one thing that I’ve been wondering about since just now.”
Mao Yu asked, “What is it?”
“Just now, when we were walking, I heard Dr. Zheng call Mu Yifan Mumu.”
“Mumu?” Mao Yu and Xiang Guo were startled and said: “Lu Lin, you don’t think that the Mumu we knew before is the Mu Yifan we know now, do you?”
Lu Lin nodded and said: “When you think about it, Mu Yifan and Mumu have the same sounding surname and both of them have bone cancer at the same time and also the boss’s attitude towards Mu Yifan has become different from before, so these things make me think that Mu Yifan could be Mumu.”
“It’s…” Lu Lin’s analysis makes sense but Mao Yu still isn’t sure they’re the same person.
Xiang Guo lowered to his knees and said: “I don’t believe they could be the same person.”
Mao Yu said and said: “Xiang Guo you also don’t get excited, when the boss comes back later, you will know what is going on.”
On the other hand, Sun Zihao quickly ran to the basketball court, saw Zhan Beitian standing in the middle of the court and immediately ran over, “Bos… Boss… Boss.”
Zhan Beitian saw him panting and raised an eyebrow, “What happened?”
Sun Zihao gasped and scratched his head, not knowing what to say to Zhan Beitian for a moment.
I’m afraid I’ll be scolded by Major General if I say it.
Damn it, I should have asked before I came here.
Zhan Beitian lowered his voice, “Sun Zihao, what is it you want?”
Sun Zihao doesn’t care if it’s true or not, he quickly stood up straight and reported Zheng Guozong’s matter honestly and said: “Report, Major General, Dr. Zheng asked me to tell you that Mu Yifan is in labor.”
As soon as he said that, the person in front of him was already running and was ten meters away.
Sun Zihao looked at Zhan Beitian’s anxious back and mumbled, “Holy shit, did Mu Yifan really carry the boss’s kid?”
Isn’t that amazing news?
He felt he needed time to cool down, to digest this.
But for now, he’ll go back and find out what happened.
When Sun Zihao came back to his senses, he quickly ran back to the villa to see Zhan Beitian standing in the hall and in a calm and somewhat anxious tone, he ordered the three people, who were already stupefied, to prepare hot water and warm milk for the bath and towels to wrap the child in.
After a quick explanation, Zhan Beitian hurried to the basement and heard Zheng Guozong say in distress, “Do you think we should go find you a maternity lady?”
Zhan Beitian and said: “…”
Mu Yifan didn’t have the strength to glare at Zheng Guozong and said: “I’m a man, a man without a birth canal, what are you looking for a maternity lady for?”
Zheng Guozong was torn and said: “But I’m not an OB/GYN specialist and I’ve never operated on a pregnant woman before, so I have to ask Major General to find an OB/GYN specialist.” OB/GYN means Obstetrics and Gynecology it is a subject of its own for those who study medicine, the OB deals with pregnant women health issues while GYN deals with non-pregnant women health issues
Mu Yifan rolled his eyes and said: “Quack, are you really sure I’m pregnant?”
“How come you still don’t believe you’re pregnant?”
“Damn, how can a man believe he’s pregnant? It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, get the pearl out!” Mu Yifan’s whole face screwed up from the pain, so he rubbed his stomach.
“They say it’s not a pearl, it’s a child, how could the pearl you swallowed get so big.”
“…” Mu Yifan really doesn’t know how to explain the Qingtian Pearl thing to him.
The most important thing is that he’s about to lose half his life in pain and this quack still won’t take out the pearl from his stomach.
Zhan Beitian, seeing Mu Yifan’s increasing distress, quickly calmed down and calmly said, “Dr. Zheng, just perform a minor surgery as you normally do and remove the baby by abdominal incision.”
On hearing this, Mu Yifan looked at Zhan Beitian at the door, startled, a little awkwardly, don’t look at the person at the door, then, turned back to stare at Zhan Beitian and said: “What do you mean by what you just said? Do you also think I’m pregnant?”
Zhan Beitian looked at the already pale face and raised an eyebrow and said: “It’s no fun, you wanted to take the pearl out, didn’t you? Then you can pretend that we are taking the pearl out of you now.”
Mu Yifan frowned in pain and didn’t say anything more.
Zhan Beitian said to Dr. Zheng, “Dr. Zheng, you give him an anesthetic for the pain first.”
Zheng Guozong was helpless and said: “I just gave him a shot but it didn’t work on him.”
Zhan Beitian thought that Mu Yifan was now a zombie and should not be afraid of the pain of driving to it, so he said, “Then just cut him.”
Zheng Guozong hesitated and decided to do the surgery himself.
Mu Yifan was so nervous that he didn’t dare to see anyone else use a knife on him and before Zheng Guozong could do it, he quickly said, “Can you guys find a cloth to cover my eyes.”
Zhan Beitian walked directly to the operating table, covered his eyes with his hands and gestured with his eyes for Zheng Guozong to do it quickly.
Maybe because Mu Yifan is a zombie, during the operation, he didn’t feel anything Zheng Guozong did to him, in short, he didn’t feel any pain when the knife cut on his body.
After a long time, he felt Zheng Guozong take something out of his stomach and then, the pain stopped and then, the baby’s cry wah-wah came.
Zheng Guozong shouted with joy, “It’s coming out, it’s coming out, the baby’s coming out.”
When Zhan Beitian saw the child, he also removed the hand that was blocking Mu Yifan’s eyes and looked at the screaming child with a gentle smile in his dark eyes.
Mu Yifan quickly opened his eyes and saw Zheng Guozong holding a chubby white baby with blood on its body, it was sudden, staring straight eyes and said: “F-ck, where is the promised stomach gas?”
Zhan Beitian: “…”
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