Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi
Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 94: It’s your child
Zheng Guozong was laughing on the spot at Mu Yifan’s words, “It’s already this time, why can’t you recognize the truth?”
He handed the child forward and said: “Look, this is proof that you’re pregnant and proof that I didn’t make a misdiagnosis over a month ago, huh, let’s see if you dare to call me a quack later.”
“…” Mu Yifan sneaked a glance at the kid’s little brother in the crotch and suddenly felt the need to cry.
He gave birth to a son without knowing it and why does he look nothing like him?
“Look, this kid is so handsome, he’s just like Major General Zhan.” Zheng Guozong laughed cheerfully.
Zhan Beitian took a good look at the child, his little face wrinkled but he couldn’t see anything that looked like him on the child.
Mu Yifan looked at Zheng Guozong with bewilderment and said: “Eh, didn’t I give birth to this child? What does it have to do with Zhan Beitian?”
“He doesn’t have to be born to look like you. It depends on who has sown (their seeds) inside you.”
Zhan Beitian: “…”
Mu Yifan gasped and said: “Quack, you…”
What the f-ck is that supposed to mean?
Wasn’t that a clear reference to the fact that he Zhan Beitian had once sown seeds inside him?
When did he do that thing with Zhan Beitian?
Wait a minute.
It’s too soon for him to accept having a baby.
Mu Yifan’s flaming eyes swiveled around and stopped on Zhan Beitian, asking gloomily, “Dear Comrade Zhan Beitian, please explain to me why you lied to me over a month ago that it was stomach gas?”
“….” Zhan Beitian touched his nose uncomfortably, then, taking the child from Zheng Guozong’s hand, he said, “Dr. Zheng, I’ll take the child up for a bath first and you can sew Mumu’s stomach back together.”
“Well, well, someone else’s child feels cold.”
Mu Yifan looked at Zhan Beitian, who was leaving quickly and quickly shouted, “Zhan Beitian, come back here and explain yourself, Zhan Beitian, you son of a b-tch.”
Zheng Guozong quickly advised, “Okay, okay, stop screaming, you just had a baby, you can’t get too angry.”
Mu Yifan raged, “I’m not angry, am I? I’m a grown man and I just gave birth to a son out of nowhere, this… Isn’t that a strange thing to say?”
That’s a strange thing to do.
Why did he get pregnant for no reason?
Mu Yifan suddenly thought of the Qingtian Pearl and thought to himself, “Is it possible that the Qingtian Pearl is the one who made this child?
The more he thought about it, the more he realized it was possible.
He suddenly felt like dying.
If he’d known it would come to this, he wouldn’t have kept the Qingtian Pearl in his stomach.
Zheng Guozong consoled, “You should stop thinking so much now that you’ve even given birth and even if you do, it’s time to think about how to raise your child.”
Mu Yifan: “…”
As soon as Zhan Beitian walked out of the basement door, he saw Mao Yu, Sun Zihao, Lu Lin and Xiang Guo standing at the entrance, staring at him as he walked out with a child in his arms.
The eyes of the four of them fell on the child in Zhan Beitian’s arms and suddenly, their eyes widened so suddenly that they almost popped out.
The kid looks just like the boss. He’s a carbon copy.
After a long time, Sun Zihao found his voice and asked, “Bos… Boss, this… Is this your kid?”
“Yeah.” Zhan Beitian echoed faintly.
The other three were so shocked, their jaws were about to drop to the ground.
Even though they were sure that the child was the boss’s, they couldn’t accept it when the boss admitted it himself.
Because it’s just so unbelievable.
The group couldn’t believe that this child was born by a man, or that the man who gave birth to it for the boss was someone they hated to death.
Zhan Beitian asked, “Is the bath water ready?”
Mao Yu came back to his senses and quickly said, “It’s ready, it’s in the kitchen bathroom, boss, do you want an aunt who can take care of the kids to come and help?”
Zhan Beitian thought to himself, they’re big men with big hands and they really need a woman to bathe a baby.
He nodded, “You go find an aunt and come over here now and, later on, you’ll have to watch how the aunt bathes and wraps the baby’s diapers, maybe the baby will need to be left to you to do the bathing and diaper changing later on.”
This child is very special and he doesn’t want too many people to know his child’s secret.
Lu Lin and the Four others: “…”
Soon after Mao Yu left the villa, he found an aunt who worked as a nanny among the survivors.
When Zhan Beitian saw that Rong Yan’s mother was taking care of the child, he was stunned and without saying anything, he handed the child over to Mother Rong and asked her to take the child to the bath.
The others went into the bathroom to learn how to bathe, dress, change diapers and feed the baby.
The child’s soft body let these men with rough hands and feet of a man feel awkward. They tried holding the child when the hands and feet did not know how to and they were trembling for fear of accidentally hurting the child.
After the child fell asleep and Zhan Beitian brought him back to the room, the four men were able to breathe a huge sigh of relief and then, slumped down on the sofa in the hall.
“F-ck me, bringing up a child is harder than doing manual labor and I still can’t believe the boss has a son.” Sun Zihao said.
Lu Lin said and said: “It’s only a matter of time before the boss has a son but it’s the mother that’s unacceptable.”
Xiang Guo snorted, got up and went back to his room on the second floor, slamming the door shut with a loud bang.
Mao Yu said and said: “Actually the saddest and the most unacceptable one is Xiang Guo, think about that year, Mu Yifan almost killed Xiang Guo and Lu Lin.”
Lu Lin’s eyes darkened at the thought of the mission and he didn’t say anything.
Sun Zihao didn’t dare to mention that year’s events again and didn’t want Lu Lin to remember the past, so he obediently kept his mouth shut and said nothing more.
At this time, from the doorway of the basement passage came Zheng Guozong’s voice and said: “I said can’t you take a good rest and come up again?”
The three men sitting on the couch sat up straight and looked down at the basement doorway.
“I told you I’m fine, I just want to go see the baby now.”
After giving birth, Mu Yifan’s tummy not only stopped hurting but also, he was able to run and jump as well as before.
However, because of the stitches in his stomach, he can’t move too much for fear that the black blood and intestines inside will come out.
Lu Lin three saw Zheng Guozong holding Mu Yifan step by step and walking out, a strange look flashed on their faces, they really can’t imagine a grown man would be pregnant and give birth.
Mao Yu saw Zheng Guozong and the others coming up the stairs and spoke out, “The baby had just fallen asleep, so the boss took him back to his room.”
On hearing this, Mu Yifan who failed to see that the child was a little lost, so he said to Zheng Guozong and said: “Since the child is sleeping, I won’t disturb them, I’ll go to your room and rest first.”
“Good.” Zheng Guozong helped Mu Yifan back to his room, then, after closing the door, he said and said: “Mumu, I want to go to Jiaming.”
Mu Yifan knew that he was worried about Zheng Jiaming’s safety and immediately comforted him and said: “Quack, don’t worry about Jiaming, he is an intelligent zombie, he won’t be foolishly led to be blown up by those soldiers.”
Zheng Guozong was still unsure and said: “But…”
“No buts and don’t even think about sneaking off to find Jiaming, I bet you’ll be eaten by zombies if you leave the villa area more than a hundred meters away, so just stay in the villa.”
Mu Yifan patted him on the shoulder, “How about I, in a couple of days, go out and get him to leave G City and head north to join you?”
“You?” Zheng Guozong raised an eyebrow, “Can Major General let you go?”
He thinks Zhan Beitian won’t let Mu Yifan go.
Mu Yifan narrowed his eyes and said: “If he doesn’t let me go, I will sneak away because I have an important thing to do, so I can’t stay without leaving.”
He held Zheng Guozong’s hand and said, “Quack, you will follow Zhan Beitian from now on, it’s absolutely safe to stay where he is and Jiaming and I will feel more at ease.”
Zheng Guozong quickly asked, “But, what about your child if you leave, you don’t want your child to be raised by someone else, do you?”
Mu Yifan’s mouth was agape and he didn’t mention the child, he just said, “Don’t worry about it so much, anyway, after I leave, you can’t let Zhan Beitian know that I’m going to find Jiaming, alright, let’s rest for a while and go see the child together when we wake up.”
He slept in the bed for two hours and when he woke up tomorrow to see the baby, Zhan Beitian said to them, “Please don’t be too surprised when you see the baby later.”