Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 156: This is really bad

Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi

Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 156: This is really bad

Sun Zihao looked at the trouble that was frozen in place and nodded his hand to the ground.

The ‘XXOO’ brand name caught his eye, with the line ‘Natural Latex Condoms’ underneath and the nine words just about blinded him.

Sun Zihao’s eyes twitched as he looked at the condoms, he wanted to put them all on Mu Yifan’s body.

This guy is looking for condoms when others are struggling to find supplies, it’s a good thing he’s not with them, otherwise, he could have smacked him to death.

Xiang Guo ‘snorted’, didn’t say anything else.

They weren’t with them anyway, it was none of his business what Mu Yifan wanted to do.

But, at heart, he wanted the boss to fuck this guy with these condoms.

The three soldiers behind him look at the box on the ground and, silently, look away.

“You’ve got the wrong guy, I’m not Mu Yifan.” Mu Yifan covers his face with one hand and took a black mask out of his pocket and put it on.


   What a disgrace.

   He’s gone so far to find a condom; how can he meet someone he knows?

   Also, weren’t Sun Zihao and the others on a mission with Zhan Beitian?

   How did they end up in Wutong County?

   What a coincidence!

   I have to say they are fucking ape shit!

Sun Zihao 5: “…”

I know it’s you, still pretending!

Mu Yifan saw that the bag is broken, can’t fit the condoms in it anymore, has to pick up 5 or 6 boxes and stuff them in his backpack.

“I’ll leave the rest for you to use.”

Sun Zihao Five: “…”

Mu Yifan was ashamed to stay any longer and left, before leaving, with another bag containing lubricant.

However, not even three steps away, the walkie talkie on Sun Zihao’s body blared: “Sun Zihao, something seems to have happened to the boss.”

It was Mao Yu’s voice.

Sun Zihao and Xiang Guo’s faces changed, they were about to ask what was going on, when a gust of wind blew by and the walkie talkie was snatched from their hands.

“What’s wrong?” Mu Yifan asks anxiously: “Where is he now?”

Sun Zihao and Xiang Guo looked at Mu Yifan in awe, they hadn’t even seen Mu Yifan move and he had taken the walkie talkie, how could he have done it so quickly?

Mao Yu heard the wrong voice on the walkie talkie and paused for a moment before saying: “In the underground mall in the centre of the county.”

As soon as he said that, Mu Yifan immediately felt something strange nearby, his expression changed, his eyes swept around and said in a cold voice: “There are zombies coming.”

And, it was the senior zombies and there were five of them, Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao could only deal with intermediate level 3 zombies at most, so, they were no match for them.

“Go.” Mu Yifan said urgently.

Xiang Guo said with a ‘snort’: “It’s just zombies, what are you afraid of, it’s not like you’ve never killed a zombie before.”

His tone was disdainful but, alert, his fierce gaze swept around.

Immediately afterwards, the fallen left of the sycamore overhead turned into razor sharp blades and shot towards Mu Yifan and the others.

Mu Yifan was fast and in the moment when a few left came down, he was like a phantom, easily dodging the attack.

Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao were able to use their powers, blocking and attacking to deflect the attacks but some of the blades cut their arms and thighs.

The other three soldiers were not as powerful as Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao, they had more wounds than Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao and their clothes were torn and tattered.

“Brother Ren, we’re lucky, we’ve met six mutants at once.” A loud laugh came out of the dark alleyway.

   In the clear street, the man’s laugh was particularly loud.

   To Xiang Guo they were a little harsh, quickly grabbing a torch and shining it down the alley, only to see a thin man with his hands in his trouser pockets, walking out leisurely, looking like he didn’t give Xiang Guo a second thought.

   Mu Yifan saw the other man and his eyes were slightly startled.

   Wasn’t that one of the zombies who had left the factory with Pan Renzhe, to fight for the crystal core?

   They’ve come to Wutong County.

   This is really bad!

   Any one of them could have taken out Xiang Guo and the five of them.

“Hmm.” came the bland reply from another alley across the street and with it, out stepped a tall, strong man.

“Pity, a bit low level, they don’t have enough cores for me.” A lazy voice drifted out of another alleyway.

“Ya Wei, you don’t have to pick them, it’s not bad for a mutant to be at the level they are now.” The words were spoken by a woman, in a very young voice, like a young girl.

There are seven levels of the senior zombie, Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao are only at the peak of level two and the three soldiers are only at the peak of level one, when faced with the senior zombie, they are no match for the senior zombie without level four or higher at their side.

Besides, three of them were the senior zombies, Xiang Guo could not handle them.

The young man who came out with Pan Renzhe said: “If you don’t like their low level, let me have their cores, I’m the lowest level among you, I want to absorb more energy to catch up with you.”

Xia Donghai smiled and said: “OK, you can have them, Bother Ren, Ye Shu, Ya Wei, you don’t have a problem with that?”

“No.” The other three said no.

Sun Zihao and Xiang Guo see them laughing easily at how they are splitting the cores in their bodies, a sense of crisis comes over them, knowing that these zombies are no match for them.

“If things don’t go right, run.” Sun Zihao said in a lowered voice.

Xiang Guo responded: “Yes.”

He knew that sometimes it was not the time to be a hero.

Besides, when you have a green hill to live on, you don’t have to worry about the firewood.

“I’m afraid we can’t get away.” Mu Yifan stared nervously at Xia Donghai, lowering his voice to Sun Zihao and the others.

   Xia Donghai is a wind mutant, he is very fast, apart from his fellow mutants, speed mutants and space mutants, no one else can outrun Xia Donghai.

Sun Zihao looked at Mu Yifan and said: “How do you know we can’t run away?”

“I met them once before, one of them was a wind power.” Mu Yifan explained simply.

   He wasn’t sure if he could contain Xia Donghai but he was trying to stall for time and, he didn’t know what was going on with Zhan Beitian.

   If Zhan Beitian was there, Xia Donghai would not dare to do anything.

   Xia Donghai noticed Mu Yifan’s gaze and curled his lips playfully and then, in a flash, he was in front of Mu Yifan.

   Mu Yifan was on guard against Xia Donghai and quickly took his silver spear and deflects it, deflecting the spear with the harsh wind.

At this point, Sun Zihao cried out: “Watch out.”

The opponent was too fast, before he could shout, he was already attacking.

Mu Yifan looked at the spear in his hand and was a little surprised.

It was not cut off by his opponent’s wind power.

So, it’s a good spear.

Xia Donghai’s eyes flashed with amazement and then, looking at Mu Yifan with interest, he said: “A wind mutant? Well, I’ve never met anyone as fast as me, today I can finally have a go.”

   Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao were surprised.

   They didn’t expect Mu Yifan to have powers.

   Mu Yifan could see that his opponent would not stop until he fought him.

“You want to fight me, fine, you wait.” He put the bag in his hand gently on the ground and said: “That’s it.”

If he broke the bags again, he’d have no bags to carry them in.

Xia Donghai looked at the black bag at his feet and said with a baffled face: “What’s in it?”


   Mu Yifan said and immediately felt the urge to smack himself in the mouth!

   Why is he answering so honestly???????

Sun Zihao: “…”

   If it weren’t for the crisis, he’d want to yell: he doesn’t know this guy!

Xiang Guo: “…”

Three soldiers and four other zombies: “…”

Xia Donghai chuckled: “Pity, you won’t get to use them.”

Mu Yifan said with a smile: “You’ll be disappointed, not only will I have the chance to use them, I intend to use them all in a month.”

Xia Donghai: “…”

   A month?

   Every day from morning to night?

   Then, sleeplessly?

   Mu Yifan took advantage of his opponent’s distraction and sends a whirlwind towards Xia Donghai.

   Xia Donghai rushes back, dodges the attack and following it up with a 180 degree wind blade, sweeping across.

   Not only does it hit Xia Donghai, it also hits Pan Renzhe and the others.

“Get out of here.” Mu Yifan said quickly.

Xiang Guo and Sun Zihao didn’t hesitate, they ran before they could react.



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