Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 196: Blah Blah Blah

Number One Zombie Wife 《第一尸妻》Di Yi Shi Qi

Number One Zombie Wife, Chapter 196: Blah Blah Blah

Mu Yifan narrowed his eyes, the SUV looked familiar to him.

But, it wasn’t surprising that it looked familiar, people were driving these designer cars all over the place these days.

Because of the post apocalyptic world, you don’t need to pay for a fancy car anymore, just see one without an owner and you can drive it.

“That’s Uncle Nantian’s car.” the child in his arms whispered in his ear.

“Zhan Nantian?”

Mu Yifan wrinkled his brow.

What did Zhan Nantian want with him?

Could he be trying to persuade him to leave Zhan Beitian?

Mu Yifan thinks this man is very difficult to deal with, his personality is a bit unpredictable.

One minute he can talk to you gently, the next minute he changes his face, he’s unpredictable, not at all like the Zhan Nantian he portrays.

Also, Zhan Nantian is higher ranked than him, if Zhan Nantian suddenly gets in a bad mood and controls him, that’s not good.

But, he can’t not go to see Zhan Nantian, after all Zhan Nantian is a member of the Zhan family, a cousin of Beitian and he has to do Beitian a favour.

Mu Yifan put the child in the soldier’s hands: “Take my son to my Third Aunt or Second Aunt.”

“Yes.” The soldier took the child.

Mu Yifan walked out of the building, came to Zhan Nantian’s car and knocked on the window.

The window is quickly lowered, revealing Zhan Nantian’s handsome, refined face.

Mu Yifan asked: “May I ask what Second Young Master Zhan wants from me?”

“Get in?”

Zhan Nantian said gently but with a subtle tone of command in his voice.

Mu Yifan looked at the passenger seat: “If there’s anything you want to say, say it here, I have to go back and look after the children later.”

Zhan Nantian’s eyes narrowed abruptly, thinking of the scene where Mu Yifan entered the building with the child in his arms, a glint of hostility flashed in his eyes: “Mu Yifan, did you really give birth to this child?”


Master Lao Zhan already knew about this, Mu Yifan was not afraid to admit it.

Zhan Nantian suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice: “This is absurd, how can a man have a child without a womb?”

I can’t tell you how shocked I was yesterday when I heard him, Zhan Beitian, say that Mu Yifan was the baby’s ‘mother’, the first time he had been so upset since he was born.

But in hindsight, how can a man have a baby, they must be playing a trick on themselves.

“It’s ridiculous that men don’t have wombs to give birth, so it’s not ridiculous that humans have mutant powers?”

Zhan Nantian said coldly: “Humans have powers for a reason, it’s to do with archaeologists digging the tombs of emperors, what about you? What is your reason? Is it fun to make up things about men having children? What a disgrace to men.”

Mu Yifan narrowed his eyes: “How do you know that human beings have mutant powers, it’s related to the emperor’s tomb? Where did you get that information?”

It was only at the end of his novel, that someone found out why humans have mutant powers, because the emperor who lived in the emperor’s tomb was once a cultivator.

In the world of cultivation, if one continued to cultivate for a hundred years, one will soon be able to ascend to godhood and immortality but unfortunately, this emperor was so greedy for the wealth of the world, that he could not leave the prosperous world and would sneak away from the god lands to the earth, to become an emperor who could call the shots.

But it didn’t last long, the emperor only knew how to enjoy himself on earth but he didn’t know how to rule the country and soon there was a lot of discontent among the people.

A spiritualist who happened to be on earth, heard about this and immediately reported it to the present and then it spread to the heavenly realm.

The emperor of all heavens thought that the emperor was disturbing the earth and sent for the emperor, who eventually resisted and was killed by a thunderbolt from heaven.

The emperor’s children buried the emperor in the forest and sealed the coffin with a talisman given by the heaven world, the historian who recorded the emperor’s life and sealed the history book in the tomb, this is how future generations knew that the emperor was a cultivator.

Also, the black breath Zheng Jiaming and his companions inhaled, was in fact the emperor’s grievance breath, which contained a curse and his magical powers and that is why, it gave the world supernatural powers.

“I have my own sources.” Zhan Nantian grabbed Mu Yifan’s shirt and pulled it towards him: “You said you and the war… What’s wrong with my brother? Is this a joke?”

Mu Yifan pulled back his shirt: “I said, aren’t you being too lenient? You may be Beitian’s brother but, you can’t control your own brother’s business, at best, you can talk your brother out of it.”

“You say I’m overstepping my bounds?” said Zhan Nantian, taking a deep breath: “Do you know that I am…?”

At this point, he stopped abruptly.

Mu Yifan stared at him intently: “Know what you are?”

Zhan Nantian looked at Mu Yifan with a cold face: “I’m just trying to remind you, if you and my brother were just messing around yesterday, I wouldn’t care but, if you really…”

Both hands on the steering wheel, clenched hard and his eyes got colder: “You should behave yourself, not to mention that the Zhan family will not accept you as a man’s daughter in law, just because you are a zombie is enough for them to kill you by a thousand cuts, think it over. Think about it.”

Zhan Nantian drove away quickly.

Mu Yifan stood in awe.


He’s a zombie.

In the days when he had gone with Chen Hao and the others to find supplies, he had forgotten that he was a zombie.

Now even though the Zhan family and the Mu family have agreed to him being with the Zhan Beitian, the fact that he’s a zombie is still a bomb that can go off at any time.

He will still have a very uneasy life, always worried that someone will find out who he is.

And, in time, B City will be launching several machines that detect zombies, if he can’t avoid them, he won’t be able to stay in B City anymore.

“Yifan! Yifan!”

Mu Yuecheng came running out of the building with a group of people and asked Mu Yifan, who was lost in thought: “Yifan, are you alright?”

Mu Yifan looked back and said in a dull voice: “Yes.”

“A soldier has just reported, that Zhan Nantian has come for you is it true? Did he hurt you?”

Mu Yuecheng’s eyes scanned Mu Yifan’s body, up and down and was relieved that there were no injuries.

“It’s all right.”

Mu Yifan looked at Mu Yuecheng with a worried look on his face and said sullenly: “Dad, if I’m not with you in the future, you have to take care of yourself.”

Mu Yuecheng was stunned and scolded: “What nonsense are you talking about? Are you worried that I won’t let you get your wife back, that’s why you’re saying that to upset me.”

He thought straight away that his son must be worried about bone cancer: “You should stop thinking nonsense, as I said before, as long as the person you like is of good character, I will accept her, she will take care of you from now on, I will also feel much relieved and, your uncle has sent someone to find the best doctor for you. Your uncle has sent for the best doctors to treat you, they will cure you of your bone cancer.”

Mu Yifan: “…”

He realised that Mu Yuecheng seemed to have misunderstood him.

However, his dad’s comment reminded him of one thing, in the future, if his dad didn’t approve of him and Zhan Beitian, he would use the fact that he had bone cancer to get his dad to approve of him and Zhan Beitian.

Ha ha!

He’s so mean.


It’s just a thought, he couldn’t do it, he couldn’t do it.

“Eh, about blah blah blah!”

Mu Yifan came back to his senses: “I want to fix the Mu Tower.”

Mu Yuecheng was stunned, that was a quick turn of phrase, wasn’t it?

“How do you want to fix it up?”

“I won’t tell you that yet, just say yes or no.”

Mu Yuecheng wrinkled his brow: “Whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t cause the whole building to complain, you can do whatever you like.”

“OK, I’ll go back then.”

Mu Yuecheng nodded: “I’m going to the training camp, call me if you need anything.”


Trouble went back to his room in the building and immediately called Zhan Beitian: “Beitian, what happened to your last team to research the cure for the zombie disease?”

Zhan Beitian, who was still sitting in the car when he heard Mu Yifan’s question, he knew something was wrong with him, otherwise, he wouldn’t have sounded wilted.

“Qinyang has agreed to run the research team for me, in a few days, the research will start, why are you asking about this all of a sudden?”

Mu Yifan slumped back on the bed: “Zhan Nantian came to see me after you had just left.”

Zhan Beitian wrinkled his brow and immediately guessed what had happened: “Did he mention that you were a zombie?”

“Well, he was right about one thing, even if the Zhan family and the Mu family were to accept us but, once they find out who I am, they will definitely object, they will never let you be with me.”

Zhan Beitian’s frown tightened.

This is a very big problem indeed.

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this and don’t get any ideas, if they don’t accept you, when the time comes, I’ll leave B City with you.”

With one simple word, Mu Yifan was able to throw away his unhappiness, he was like a man in honey, it was so sweet.

“That’s very kind of you.” he kisses the satellite phone with a loud ‘bar bar bar bar’, dozens of times, with such enthusiasm, that the corners of Zhan Beitian’s mouth curves up, in a perfect curve.

He’s so easy to coax, he’s rejuvenated in just one sentence but, after hearing his voice come back to life, his heart is back in the right place.

“You’ve got work to do, I’ll leave you to it.” Mu Yifan was back in a good mood and hung up immediately.

In his mind, as long as Zhan Beitian was around, there was nothing to worry about.

When Zhan Beitian heard the caller hang up, he immediately called Shen Qinyang, telling him to start working on the zombie virus project.

Then, he calls Lu Lin and told him to find out where Rong Xue is, find him, no need to return the favour, he can, kill him immediately.

But, Lu Lin whispered: “Boss, I’m at Old Commissioner Zhan’s right now.”

Zhan Beitian asks straight away: “You’ve been asked to come, about me and Yifan, right?”

“Don’t know yet, we’ve just come to the Zhan family, haven’t met Old Commissioner Zhan yet. At first, we thought you had called us here but when we got here, we realised we hadn’t.”

“If they ask me about Yifan, you just say so.”

Lu Lin said with great concern: “But, Old Commissioner Zhan’s health…”

“He’s fine now, don’t worry.”

“Well then, I won’t tell you any more, when we leave, we’ll go and find Rong Xue.”

Zhan Beitian hangs up and started to figure out where to go from here.


After Mu Yifan and Zhan Beitian had finished communicating, they went to the seventy ninth floor and called the people of the Mu family and their relatives who were related to the Mu family, to the seventy ninth floor for a The plenary meeting.

Everyone in the Mu Tower, was called to the seventy ninth floor.

When Mu Yifan arrived, an announcement was immediately made: “From now on, the soldiers in the building and the kitchen staff will not bring food up, if you want to eat, you will go downstairs to the canteen and, no groups will eat at one table, you will eat separately. You must eat separately.”

This immediately caused a great deal of disagreement.

Mu Yuexuan asked: “Yifan, do you have any particular reason for doing this?”

Mu Yifan looked at him: “If we want Mu to stay strong, we need to interact with the people underneath us, to get closer to each other, so that they will want to be with us, to work with Mu to find supplies. But if we continue to do what we’ve been doing, having food brought to us, we’ll just be further and further away from the people underneath, they’ll think we’re above them, they’ll think we’re unattainable, they’ll think we’re unapproachable, they’ll have no feelings for us, they’ll betray us at the slightest temptation of profit.”

We are all democrats, we understand this and the objections fade away.


Mu Yifan took his identity card out of his pocket.

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